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Crazy Boy! & Crazy Girl!

The Context:
Crazy Boy! and Crazy Girl! were having lunch at N.Y.D.C.
Crazy Boy! being the smart sensitive sharp-eyed cutie that he was, noticed a small 1 cent coin sized bruise on Crazy Girl!'s wrist.

He points it out to Crazy Girl! but Crazy Girl! thought nothing of it. She hardly noticed anything was amiss until Crazy Boy! sounded the alarm.

Sounding the alarm was important. Because upon sounding the alarm, Crazy Boy! switched from smart sensitive sharp-eyed mode, to smart sensitive SWEET mode. [It's programmed into him. He can't help it.]

He lovingly holds Crazy Girl!'s wrist and tells her how incorrect pressure on her wrist joint must have caused the bruise. Crazy Boy! further reminds Crazy Girl! that she should be careful because she must be hurting herself in yoga class.

But before he could finish his nagging, a beautiful blonde with a beautiful pony tail walked past the restaurant front. Crazy Boy! still holding on to Crazy Girl!'s injured wrist, proceeded to make a stupid insensitive joke.

This is the Crazy Boy! and Crazy Girl! online conversation at 7pm that day.

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The Online Conversation
(Edited for Dramatic Effect)
[All similiarities to reality are purely irrational] :
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Crazy Boy! says:
go write a rant on yoga-ing or sth.
=)
Crazy Boy! says:
* licks ur ear *

Crazy Girl! says:
i will write abt............

Crazy Boy! says:
Licking?
Crazy Boy! says:
haha

Crazy Girl! says:
my bf is bz looking at a causasian gal instead of holding my hand to c my "injured" wrist.........

Crazy Girl! says:
can't be helped........

Crazy Boy! says:
haha!
Crazy Boy! says:
wa liewz~!!!!

Crazy Girl! says:
my fist is smaller than the size of her boobs

Crazy Boy! says:
i was jokin leh..........

Crazy Boy! says:
hahahahahahahahhah!

Crazy Girl! says:
my bf said
he has a beautiful and humorous gf

Crazy Girl! says:
judging from his reaction a min ago, i guess tat's true....
Crazy Girl! says:
haha!
Crazy Girl! says:
*pat on my back*

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Additional Context by Crazy Boy!:

For your information. Before 2nd wave feminists (yea, go read abt the 3rd wave you outdated mucks) start ranting about small things in a society of small-minds, Crazy Boy! made a joke about how important it was at that point in time to pay attention to the passing scenery of beauty, instead of hanging on to the pain and torture of the present.

The joke about things smaller than Fists was made by the beautiful smart but not so sensitive Crazy Girl! who remains beautiful and smart and dedicated to yoga.
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posted by audaciousjoy @ 8:39 PM