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Saturday, November 05, 2005

I take a short position

JP, is such a cute man, such a cute friend.

He emailed me this bit of "poetry" by an American comic/clever-observer George Carlin, and I love him for it.

Brought to you, by the inimitable JP, the modern man's finest friend.

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Email subject: the modern man
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I take a short position on the long bond.

My revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I read junk mail.

I eat junk food.

I buy junk bonds.

I watch trash sports.

I'm gender-specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex.
I like tough love

...The software in my hard drive is hard-core, no soft porn.

- an excerpt from "The Modern Man", a monologue by George Carlin

posted by audaciousjoy @ 5:26 AM

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