meekia

How to make love

Greetings gentlemen,
Take a seat and relax. Our lesson will start immediately.

Step 1:
Brush your teeth, trim your nose hair, shave,
and start your day with a big bright smile




Step 2:
Buy some rock sugar. Think about cool stuff you can cook with rock sugar.



Step 3:
Buy some *Bai Mu Er （a Chinese herbal ingredient that's good for the skin and has anti-aging properties), some Red Dates, and some Dried Longan (another Chinese herbal ingredient: this one's good for the throat).

Step 4:
Pour the red dates and the dried longan into a porcelain pot, and let it cook with warm water for about a few hours (so the natural sweetness and goodness in them are released)



Step 5:
Soak the Bai Mu Er that you have bought in room-temperature water while the red dates and dried logan are cooking. Bai Mu Er comes in a hard dried flaky form, and they need to be soaked soft before they can be cooked for consumption.

*白木耳又叫银耳，是一种含有丰富的氨基酸和多糖的胶质补品。
它具有润肺止咳、补肾健脑、健身嫩肤的功效，擅长补益肺气，可以提高肺组织的防御功能，提高机体的免疫能力，从而增强体质，达到抗衰老的作用。

Step 6:
While the Chinese herbal dessert is taking its time to come together, maintain your health with a hearty workout.



Step 7:
After the workout, shower, and read some poetry.

与君歌一曲，
请君为我侧耳听。
钟鼓馔玉不足贵，
但愿长醉不愿醒。


Step 8:
After you get bored with the poetry, check the Bai Mu Er.
If it's soft, it is ready to be added to your red dates and dried longan broth.

把白木耳加入 龙眼红枣汤 里头.

Step 9:
The whole thing will take another 3 hours to cook.
Take the time to surf the Internet for updates on your favorite sporting action

King James kills the Pistons in Game 5!!!

Step 10:
Take a nap, play the piano, watch some television, do some work, clear some emails. In between these activities, check your dessert broth now and then to make sure everything is ok.

And while you're at it (checking the broth), think some sweet thoughts.



Step 11:
After what seems like an eternity, pour the rock sugar into the dessert broth and let it melt away. Taste and adjust according to your saccharine preference.

Step 12:
Pour this Chinese dessert into a container that will keep it warm.

There , Done --- you have now made and bottled that elusive thing auteurs and poets have tried to capture in their works...and yours taste better.


还不赶快拿给她喝!?

posted by audaciousjoy @ 4:24 PM